A report by the British Board of Mediums claims up to 90% of ghosts at seances are imposters.
Spokesmedium Abigail Pott-Shrigley said: “People blame mediums for getting the basic facts about their dead loved ones wrong, when in fact it’s the mediums who are the real victims here. Whenever we’re wrong, it’s because we’ve been the butt of a prank played on us by a ghost.
“We hope these new findings will put to rest any questions about the legitimacy of our profession. Also, your nan’s been in touch and she says you should give us all your money.”